Shrimp Salad

Why is food so black and white?? This salad got my black card in threat and I'm not sure why!! Good food is universal.. food fuckin brings people together! Here's the thing, I love a good ole whites folks ain't got no flavor joke just as much as the rest.. but to be clear there are some skin folk suffering from the same disability!!! Ima just tell the truth! At any rate I made this shrimp salad y'all, and that thang bangs!! I asked about black or white because this right here really could get my card revoked! The reality is I just really enjoy good food. I spend a lot of time thinking about food and recipes. The other day I wondered about shrimp salad, so I went in search of a recipe.. I read several and finally chose one.. I put it together and tasted, then instantly decided it needed The Cussing Chef stank!! The original recipe called for red onions, celery, mayo, dill, Dijon mustard, garlic, salt n pepper, lemon, and of course some nice fresh skrimps!! I decided it needed jalapeno and red wine vinegar and it went from pretty tasty to fuckin delish! Let me know in the comments if you want the play by play!!