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Most Delish Kale Salad EVER!!!!!

Y'all like kale salad?? I love it but I did have to learn that you gotta massage the damn kale! Imagine, you ain't been pampered in months but you in the kitchen bout to massage yo damn dinner! Anyways, I was on the TikTok and came across this recipe for a kale salad that has got to be hands down one of the most delish things I've ever prepared so you know I had to share!!! So the ingredients are as follows...


Massaged Kale

Red Onion Avocado Nutritional Yeast Lemon Juice Sun Dried Tomatoes Salt and Pepper Fresh Minced Garlic Now this is a chopped salad so you gotta chopped all this shit up real nice like and whatever you do don't forget to massage that damn kale! I also added a little mango for a lil pop of sweetness!!! Let me know what ya think!! Oh and the salmon, that shit is sold separately!! Bone Apple Tea Y'all!!!! 💋 P.S. It was brought to my attention that some of y'all may not know how to massage Kale. You chop it up, put it in a bowl with about 2 tablespoons of olive oil and knead the Kale til it's coated and tender...




 
 
 

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