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Anybody Fried Rice!!

One day I decided I wanted to make some fried rice, AND DID!!! LOL.. Now all of this was prompted with the knowledge that all I had was some leftover rice!! The one thing I know I can do is make something outta nothing!! So into the kitchen I went.. I managed to find some chicken breast, onions, eggs, and a zucchini. Never had zucchini in fried rice before but a veggie is a veggie. Y'all wanna read something funny?? When I posted this someone asked me how cucumber in rice tasted and I bout lost my shit cause who thee fuck cooks a cucumber??? Now I had never even made fried rice before and I got folks asking the goofiest shit! OK.. back to the topic at hand.. I marinated the chicken in some lime juice and and olive oil. Chopped up my veggies... I got my pan screaming hot and just kinda tossed everything together... Making this reminded me of my granny. She used to make her version of Spanish rice. I'm not entirely sure what all was in it but I just remember it getting fried in her Wok. Honestly that was the only thing that got made in that thing cause granny didn't even like Chinese... LOL... So if you wanna make this, the shit you will need is as follows... day old rice, 1 egg, some scallion, a protein of your choice, a veggie or 2 of your choice, a white onion, some veggie oil, soy sauce, sesame oil, and some oyster sauce.. Now listen, this wasn't no China Wok or nothin but it was pretty damn good... if I do say so myself!!! I need to work on some measurements for y'all but until said time, allow the ancestors guide ya hand!! I hope you try it and enjoy!!!


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Amia Voorhees
Amia Voorhees
Oct 27, 2023

“Because who cooks a cucumber!?“ 🤣🤣 looks good boo! I

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thecussingchef22
Oct 27, 2023
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🤣🤣 Thank you boo!!

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